Property Description

I'm a four bedroom, two and a half bath ranch with strong angles, and zero interest in being talked into a gray box. Swipe right if you know the difference between renovated and ruined. Whisper sweet nothings and I might just open my 16ft sliding glass doors so we can get to know each other better with deep conversations by the pool, ideally over a chilled glass of Pinot. I don't do small talk. I do indoor planters and swag chandeliers. I'm equally at home hosting a dinner party, a slow Sunday, or something a little more romantic in my custom European kitchen, adorned with Liecht cabinetry and Miele appliances. Yes, the stove is that hot. So is the company. My love language is tongue and groove wood ceilings, dramatic 11 foot vaults, terrazzo underfoot. I don't chase drama. I illuminate it through my new double pane windows. The primary suite is private, polished, and built for hot, steamy showers. Interpret that however you like. More of a bath person? A long soak in the tub followed by a slow unwind under the Nelson light in the primary bedroom is my idea of a perfect night in. No rush. I like to take my time. I'm tucked away on a quiet cul-de-sac because I value peace, privacy, and not having strangers treat my street like a shortcut. If you drive electric, we're basically already engaged. My electrician wired up extra capacity in the 2 car carport, ready and waiting for your Rivian. I'm not all new construction and cold shoulders though. I've got a softer, more authentic side, and I'll show it to you in my lavender bathroom with its original tile and purple tub. Some homeowners are into 50 shades of gray. I'm more of a tie you to the couch and make you watch reruns of Mad Men with a martini kinda gal. You have to love dogs, because my custom laundry room comes with a pampered pooch shower for muddy paws. I'm looking for someone who understands that original character is not a flaw to fix. It's the whole point. You appreciate thoughtful design, flamingo pool floats, and a home with a point of view. If you're pre approved, or carrying enough cash to skip the small talk, let's connect. No lowball offers. No farmhouse signs anywhere near my property line. And absolutely no cold feet. I'm looking for someone ready for a long term commitment, someone who knows a unicorn when they see one. The question isn't if you'll fall in love, the question is - are you ready?

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